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Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

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One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.

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OK, if you want to keep the joke easy to remember and more cute than clever you can leave out the last. Also, if you really want to sell this joke wait until you see police mske on the road or hear sirens from your house.

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Apr 5, If you make him or her laugh, and vice-versa, it's a good bet you're soul mates. If you're I have a vegan boyfriend While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused. What we have here is a list of cute things to say to your boyfriend. smuggling in a warm hug all these things make my day and it is all because of you, my love. 9. . Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. 52 Short Funny Jokes That'll Surely Get You Laughing Out Your Worries · Happy . + Laffy Taffy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Groan. I adore the following, in no particular order: knee-high tube socks, acrostic poetry, and my little.

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